Acts of Man are better than acts of God


My Personal Rules of Life



  • If you ever hear the song "Dueling Banjos" being played, run!
  • If you ever hear a chorus being sung in Latin, run faster!
  • If you ever see Justin Timberlake, kill pussycat kill!
  • Only dance with the girl you came with.
  • Try everything at least once.
  • Never measure, cut as much as needed.
  • Sell out only when absolutely necessary.
  • Only except first dances.
  • Always leave them wanting more.
  • Always carry a camera.

  • Most importantly, have fun!


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