The Combination of Intelligence, Nature's Goal, or Communist Plot?

It's me again, as if you care. Ok, a new theory is born from mortal ignorance. Lets start out with a small traffic jam. What causes this blockage? Car wreck? Lack of roughage? NO! Stupidity. There is a line upon how many brain cells can occupy the same space. If this barrier is exceeded, the actual IQ of the crowd starts to dip. Sort of like a fractal, as in the amount being subtracted increases upon the addition of each new cell to the point of negativity....That's right. The Combination of intelligences is a bad thing.....There is no actual problem, but the traffic is still stopped. Due to the fact that the limit was breached and stupidity has increased. Another example would be your local school, or Wal-Mart. Why must these people "gather" in large crowds right in critical pathways? Is it because there is some emergency and they are assisting? (NO!) Is it because there was some loud sound and they must know what it was, even if it was gunshots, falling ceiling, or the earth opening up to swallow them. (Well, sometimes, ever heard of the "BOOM! What was that theory?") But the true reason is, that their cell capacity was reached and now they have lost basic motor skills, but sadly enough not speech. So, if there was a wreck on this jammed highway, after everyone had gathered to watch the loud sounds of fire, screaming, and explosions, their brain cells would trigger a loss in intelligence and they couldn't move. So, you see, the "BOOM! What was that Theory" leads straight into the "Collective Overflow Theory" which ends in unnecessary violence, death, and news broadcast. But perhaps this is nature's way of weeding out the stupid. "Collective Overflow" seems to dispose of those sucked into the "BOOM!" theory. So, could this be nature's divine plan. If you are dumb enough to watch the carnage will you almost inevitably always become apart of it? You see, this is why those poor little animals always run from explosions. Cause they have the inside info.......