Of Mice and Rants......

Okay, bare with me. This is a general rant, but the very definition of rants non-the less.... I have been planning to write about 6 or more of these things, but I figured I would just get it all done in one... First off....Anime! Okay, if in Evangelion we are so advanced as to have genetically engineered giant human/angels, and put them in a pilot able armor/restraint, why does Shinji always have a damn tape player with him?! I mean he could at least have an MP3 player or a CD player. Raise your hands if you even own a "Walkman." (You two in the back sit the F* down!) And in Macross, they have colonized space, and have these really cool trans-mechas, so why does this one moron go through the screen carrying an 80's boom box. (The Macross 2 movie) By then we would have little bands implanted into our ear doing request all day! OK....Next! #2! Daylight savings time! Good in theory, bad in practice....(kinda like the recent Mars Missions {not the movie}) OH Boy, I get to have the hassle of changing my clocks around to fit the governments wishes. WEEE Spin Spin, look at me! (Thanks Microsoft for allowing windows to do it auto-style and diary style!) But what's this?! Arizona doesn't do Daylight savings time, so while national Tele stations like CN change their schedules around I get to miss Gundam! Speaking of CN, Why the Hell did you take off Sailor Moon! Was it making you too much money?! I know not many people (especially guys) admit to watching it, but it is cool...(Mainly the Japanese version, Americans have a way to ruin everything) MTV, ABC, and N'Synch....What is the sudden fascination with making boy bands. Oh look I am a big company and I wish to create another suckey band of a group of boys. Oh look, here comes the cute one! There is the smart one! Joy, the shy one! There's the rebel! ...and what's that, Angel is stabbing the 5th boy multiple times!!! Proposition 22! Heard of it? I doubt it?! But now you will!!! Gee, California just passed a law stating that they will not recognize out of state same sex marriages....NO OTHER STATES ALLOWS THEM! Wow, that was a waist of money, time, and Comedy Central. Nazis, they are back... Chile (the country not the food) is sort of being run by a new nazi congress. Well I happen to know a Jewish Chilean (SP?) whom is scared out of her mind. And the sick thing is that the Chile government let them form and take over with no struggle!! Microsoft, I used to love you guys, Mr. Gates, may I call you Bill?! Bill, I almost worshipped you (closes closet entrance to Gate's 2000 shrine) but now you suck. The man whooped you, MSN Messenger crashed my hard drive, MS Works and WinZip still aren't working right, and hackers broke into your precious Hotmail. Speaking of Microsoft getting the beat down, they have already filed an appeal. (GEEE, just what we need) And guess who is going to be leading this charge?! Johnny Cochran!! (or however you spell it) That's right, OJ's good old pal is now owned by Microsoft. I just wonder if he has a little flying Windows tattoo on the back of his neck...Speaking of conspiracy prone companies.... Groom Lake, Area 51, Dreamland. If the Government is soo secrete would we really know about Area51?! No, we wouldn't...So, what does that mean?! IT means it is a front! That's right! A freaking distraction from the real hidden government agenda located in Oklahoma City! That's right! No one would ever look there! Would you, no I didn't think so!!!! Music is always changing, right?! Well then why is Jazz coming back!? Jazz and Swing started in the 20's and 30's. So why now are they coming back so string?! Well?! And what if someone took hard Jazz and Techno and mixed them....And don't give me that Fusion Jazz...That isn't Jazz...Acid Jazz is cool, but it sounds an awful like Jazz when you are using Acid....Speaking of Techno, why don't Americans like it?! It is all the rage in Europe and Japan; we are pretty much all that is left. Why are we holding out?! cause we didn't invent it! that's it, plain and simple! We are jealous....and petty...and slow....and ignorant...and, pops....I'm American aren't I? Ummmm, well, we are stupid, we have spent 4 Supreme Court cases, 7.9 million dollars, and started two riots in Miami over one little kid who doesn't speak English! Of course he likes America better than Cuba?! Who wouldn't?! Castro, that's who? Ever wonder about an oil company called Castroil? Castro, Casrtoil, its two freaking letters people, get a clue! everyone with money owns everything. Example, Philip Morris owns Johnson and Johnson, who owns Sony, who owns RCA, who Owns Diamond?! So, no matter whom you buy an MP3 player from it goes into one guy's wallet!!!! Speaking of wallets, the new American currency is out, (I guess we were upset that Europe got some new money and we had to too) it is a coin.. The dollars is a coin now! but the 2, 5, 10, 20, etc. are still bills.... So, now we all have to buy new wallets to hold these stupid coin dollars! And guess who owns all of the Domestic Wallet manufactures?! Philip Morris!!!!!!!!!Gee, they also own allot of cigarette brand names, and a pharmaceutical company! So, once you are addicted to their cigs, you have to buy their patches, and use their cancer treatments, and give them more money! Ouch, my carpal tunnel is starting to kick in, guess I should have been taking my B-6 lately. (Philip Morris) my bad! OK! here is one for you, ever heard of that stupid game, the six degrees of Kevin Bacon?! I got one for you! ME! can you do it, huh?! well actually I gots two connections, one of my best friend's grandmother baby-sat Elvis. Elvis was bound to have been in a movie with someone who was in a movie with someone who was in a movie with Kevin Bacon....that's 6! See, everyone can play in this little game! And now if I just had a helicopter I could go visit my good pal Kevin and ask for a loan....Why is it that Mankind can build a tunnel and a bridge over the English channel, but that cant give me a helicopter?! how rude!!!! And why is it that there are 11 Interstates going into Canada, but only 4 going into Mexico!? Ill tell you why, it's because...well, I don't know why...maybe land area? Mexico only stretches half the length of the US while Canada is all the length..4 times 2 =8 ... 8=11? ummm, no, that isn't it....ummmmmmm, Why cant I play the Violin?! I can play the saxes, clarinets, flute, piccolo, percussion, guitar, steel pans, but I can't play the violin....that sucks! It makes me want to smash this one, but I cant figure out what to drop on it because its weight is in grams, and I am a stupid American and we don't use the metric system....Y is it that I am one of the only 2 Americans I know who can do litters to gallons, miles to kilometers, and etc.?! Isn't America like the only country not using Metric...Oh my bad, there are some Phoenician monks in Northern Mongolia who don't....(I still bet their for-arm measurements are more accurate than ours....And why was their never a unified length for those arm measurements...everyone's arm is a different length...so it would always be different...That's another good thing about the metric system, they have a standard, and it is locked up in a fort in France. The "official gram, meter, liter, ounce, etc." There is only one, and it is universal...But why France? Why not Britain or someone who could defend them...I just see any day now that the US is going to steal them from France and declare ourselves as the holders of the Metric system!!!!!GWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I am leading this revolution...I am th......oppps, ummmm...you know too much....you must be killed.....I am afraid I am going to have to sucabajawe.................. AH! it feels good to get that of my chest....Thanks for reading.....