FWD ;)

It is getting out of control. The massing hordes of utter crap I get everyday. I would go spans of days without any email if not for the junk that somehow finds it’s way into my inbox everyday. I delete hundreds of these damn messages a week, when are they going to learn, I want neither my house refinanced nor my penis enlarged? And it’s not just the advertisements that get annoying, it’s that one friend we all have, that person who takes it upon themselves to go out and spread the good word of the Forward. It is like they go looking everyday for some new forward just to send you and everyone else in their address book. And if just two of their friends decide to send it to twenty people and two of those people decide to send it to twenty people, by the end of the week you have received that message 17 times. You know it’s out of hand when you start meeting people through forwarded messages. They get your address off a forward, and then add you to their list of people who need to be in the know of their next great chuckle. This needs to end, stop the junk mail, stop the forwards, stop filling my inbox with links to Cam girl sites, PLEASE!