My Favourite Quotes Collection

"Act of Man are better than Acts of God."
~~Katsuragi Misato

"Everyone likes the smell of syrup, but no body wears it as cologne."
~~Denis Miller

"What the American public doesn't know, is what makes them the American public."
~~Robert Deniro

"I prefer drastic measures to rational ones."
~~Uma Thurman

"I only mind the voices in my head when they don't speak English."
~~many, many people

"If you're going to play the game, you better own the ball."
~~H. L. Minken

"Of all the gifts that his maker bestowed upon Man, none is more precious than his ability to love another."
~~The Narrator from the "Outer Limits"

"I can because I don't."
~~Katitty

"...and this too, shall pass."
~~Chinese Proverb

"Every word can't be enough, every word can be too much."
~~Rubinia

"You can take the bitchiness out of the girl but you can't take the girl out of the bitchiness."
~~Katitty

"...and for the rest of your life, everything you eat, taste a little like carl."
~~Kelsey Grammer

"Oh my darling! You are the greatest piece of equipment ever. I can even throw you on the ground and you do not skip!"
~~Emma Norquist

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
~~Irving Caesar

"Stop being so mellow-dramaculous!"
~~Julia Stiles

"Or the girl caught the guy in one of the seven annual minutes he is legitimately too preoccupied to do it."
~~Nicholas Brendon

"Oh I am going to stab you so much."
~~The Black Mage

"Never trust anything that bleeds 4 days a month and still lives."
~~Espy

"Every man has his own destiny: The only imperative is to follow it, to accept it... no matter where it leads him."
~~Henry Miller

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty."
~~John Keats

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other human invention in history... with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."
~~Mitch Ratcliffe

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
~~Edgar Allen Poe

"Bored now."
Alyson Hannigan

"The human heart refuses to believe in a universe without a purpose."
~~Immanuel Kant

"Anyone in the United States today who isn’t paranoid must be crazy."
~~Robert Anton Wilson

"This is Walmart, boy... and you just got price-checked!"
~~Jason Lee

"I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation."
~~G. B. Shaw

"Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. Completely surrounded by morons."
~~The Black Mage

"That's the funny thing about living in china, even if you are a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand other guys just like you."
~~The Man in the grey sweat shirt

"We have clearly reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us."
~~The Black Mage

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
~~Emmy

"I will not compromise my music, my ideals, or my nap schedule."
~~Trent

"The future will be better tomorrow."
~~Dan Quayle

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
~~Albert Einstein

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried."
~~Emmy

"I cried like a baby, and I was evil!"
~~David Boreanaz

"Acid is like a woman, a good one will eat right through your pants."
~~Mel Gibson

"Now would be a good time for someone to take the form of a bucket of water."
~~Young Mark

"Boys don't make me pull this car over and make you walk to your painful deaths."
~~Nicholas Brendon

"We're about to witness an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me."
~~The Black Mage

"I refuse to be part of a society that encourages rampant abuse of it's own language."
~~The Black Mage

"Mine is probably in the lost and found, next to your mind."
~~Dante

"The first step in any successful plan is turning around."
~~Dante

"A true friend stabs you in the front."
~~Oscar Wilde

"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
~~Thoreau

"No, this is hell kid, you get the mini-van."
~~Eric Balfour

"I know, to serve man is a cook book."
~~Michelle Trachtenberg

"Stop looking at me like it's your first trip to the circus."
~~Emma Caulfield

"If I could be president for one day, the first thing that I would do is: Go to the kitchen and make myself a sandwich."
~~David Boreanaz

"Hope is like a memory of the future..."
~~Tiffy

"I would have the baby Jesus crawl away to safety..."
~~Lauren Graham

"Oh. And I don't suppose either of you had the presence of mind to locate a camera to capture the moment."
~~Nicholas Brendon

"A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend."
~~Alyson Hannigan

"Pardon my capitalism."
~~Emmy

"to be, is to be perceived."
~~George Berkeley

"They're the ugliest damn things ever!"
~~Tiffyfish

"I hate it when your right."
~~Katitty

"Sieze the moment, because tomorrow you might be dead."
~~Sarah Michelle Gellar

"I also can't keep the passion to be completely one with another under wraps."
~~Jessica

"i wonder if angels have josh complexes"
~~Katitty

"Irresponsibility isnt a sickness -- its an art."
~~Pierce Brosnan

"I'm an American who is intolerant to the intolerant!"
~~Claraious

"If I was a woman, I would be the happiest guy on the planet."
~~me

"I excel at things I haven't even noticed yet."
~~Ray

"We all know what pie is licked like."
~~me